The Worst videos ever made

I have so many hilarious videos but I have to post this. Not really a vid. Its Abba preparing kids for their one shit song, I have a dream. The children are fucking awful - brilliant!

Bet I haven't posted correctly

Totally love Fancy - German disco queen. But this video ranks very high on worst vids list. Love use of jacket

that really made my laugh, they're are so completely off. It must have been a fun day for the ABBA guys.

Oh my God - what is that Rebecca Black girl? Truly terrible vid and excrutiating song - i think she's rapping is she? Sounds like she's putting on a robot voice. Is she Australian?

Did you miss the whole Rebecca Black 'It's Friday' thing? She's not a proper singer (hence the auto tune), just a school girl who spent a few grand with a 'song writing team', who clearly put this together in 30 minutes. It's terrible, but funny as well.

I missed it, thank God

joy to behold!

Vanilla 'No Way No Way' - I win! (Actually - nobody wins when it comes to this song.)

They are both fantastically bad. In some ways Dr Beat vid is worse as the song was OK but they then created something so awful that Miami Sound Machine went from cool (? in Cuba perhaps) to being a Hispanic joke. In Vanilla the song is much worse than the vid. But these are 2 fantastic contenders! Gave me such a laugh!

Natasha Bedingfield 'I Wanna Have Your Babies' - song is worse than the video, but the combination basically killed her career. What the f*ck was EVERYONE INVOLVED thinking?!!

Wow, I'd forgotten about that vid. She sort of self destructed like her brother (I think Daniel was her brother!) They thought they were so arty and forgot about actually selling some songs

I'm cheating - its not a video but possibly the worst ever performance on British TV. Paul McShane had a successful TV career and invested his money in starting up his own band. And you can see why. I guarantee you will love it

Superb!

Boney M, Gotta Go Home - just look at nice use of dry ice at start

I'd never seen that Dr Beat video before. I'm mortified for her! Still, it's one of my favourite songs ever and I don't care who knows it. Were MSM ever seen as cool? I had no idea about that.

This Hazell Dean video is utterly shocking

...as is anything being put on YouTube these days by Ian Levine. I saw this ad a while back for some disco compilation he'd put together and nearly died of shame. The ad's made up of the videos he did for ALL of the album tracks. I happened to comment that all of the song titles sounded like rubbish old clichés and the songs themselves all sounded like variations on the same tune. He deleted my comment and blocked me for it *sadface*

The self-written blurb under the video is jaw-dropping in its delusion as well. Just as well I didn't mention that or he'd have probably sued me. He seems awfully touchy.

Ha! I think Hazell was copying Chain Reaction but whereas Diana had diamonds, sequinned dress, fur wrap and full on stardom, Hazell has neon lipstick and opens her mouth unpleasantly wide. Wow! step back everyone! I luuuuuuvvvvvvvvv that song too but prefer Kylie's. Hazell Dean was doing a PA at a club when it was out and the intro to the song was "People have doubted Hazell Dean, people have said her days as a star are over. Well, I can tell those people that right now Hazell Dean is number 21 in the charts. This is Turn it into Love." I've laughed at it so often over the years that the words are probably quite accurate.

Oh I've just realised you realy love Dr Beat and not Turn it into Love. Oh I really am a cretin

Re MSM I probably mean the song was cool. It was played alot in clubs and was part of start of Miami sound - Expose, Cover Girls and even Pet Shop Boys had a go with Domino Dancing. I might very possibly be talking shit of course.

I totally love Ian Levine's Hi-nrg stuff - So Many Men, High Energy, Caught in the Act etc - but he went back to a dreary sort of soul and looks like what that album is. Sounds a tosser!

oh i love kylie but this video is shocking, even for the 80's