When WAPS was a nipper, a particularly vile chant was often heard throughout the playground:
Round the corner – chocolate’s made!
In case the subtle meaning of the phrase is lost on you, it’s referring to breast milk, piss, and shit. Katy Perry decided this was a brilliant idea for a song, but thankfully somebody non-mental removed it from the ‘Teenage Dream’ tracklist.
Listen to the track here.
Katy Perry is 25 years old.