Britney‘s website is getting a lil’ cryptic on yo’ fat hill-billy ass. They posted this short rhyme, which supposedly holds the answer to whatever’s going on with her forthcoming compilation album. Leave a comment if you think you know what it’s about…
Ode To B Fans
Y’all keep shouting, “Gimme, gimme, gimme more,”
But little do ya know, some surprises are in store.
No matter how many gallons of Celebrity Juice you drink,
There’s more around the corner, so much more than you think.
So please quit breathing heavy, I hate to hear you sigh,
I know I drive you crazy… oops! I did it again, didn’t I?
As much as I lov3 contests, that isn’t what this is about,
I’ll tell you soon enough, ’cause I hate seeing B fans pout.
Now listen very closely, turn your radar up on high,
It’s something fr3sh and new, ok? I’d never tell a lie.
So sit back and relax, be patient one more tim3,
The answer can be found within this little rhyme.